How to be popular in three easy moves:

1) Have super straight shiny hair.
2) Smile all the time, whether you mean it or not.
3) Take no prisoners.

Steph Landry will do anything to be popular. Taking advice from an ancient book of teen popularity secrets, she’s determined to unseat the reigning queen beyotch, former best friend Lauren Moffat. Cast to the bottom of her social caste after the “Big Red Super Big Gulp Incident,” Steph is now staging the biggest takeover in school history. With Lauren’s HOTT boyfriend on Steph’s side, the scales are tipping in her favor. But will she lose her best friends in the quest to be number one?

Are you popular? Is popularity overrated? Planning a takeover of your own? Take Meg Cabot’s popularity quiz to find out where you fit in the social stratosphere!